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Dec. 5th, 2008 07:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
1. What jewlery do you wear every day?
2. How often do you put on lipbalm?
3. What is the craziest (real) excuse you've used for being late to work?
I might have a winner for 3. I just pulled my shirt out of the dryer and found a HUGE tear down the sleeve.
2. How often do you put on lipbalm?
3. What is the craziest (real) excuse you've used for being late to work?
I might have a winner for 3. I just pulled my shirt out of the dryer and found a HUGE tear down the sleeve.
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Date: 2008-12-05 05:10 pm (UTC)2. At work lives on my desk so I am not always having to dig it out of my bag. I use it a lot.
3. "I was tied up with something."
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Date: 2008-12-05 05:12 pm (UTC)2. A few times a day cuz I like the feel *giggles*
3. The day it rained a few inches in the city and the subways where shut down....took me 3 hours to get to midtown by bus when it normally takes me 20mins by train...
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Date: 2008-12-05 05:20 pm (UTC)2. I use carmex from time to time.
3. Since I have never had a job, I've never had to have an excuse.
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Date: 2008-12-05 05:20 pm (UTC)2) More often than I probably should...I'm a tiny bit addicted.
3) When I was sick over the summer, Von wanted me to stay home one day...or at least go in a little late. He mistakenly remembered my agreeing, the night before, to go in for 11am instead of my usual 10am...so he let me sleep. I rolled over and looked at the time at 10:05am and panicked. (My boss knew I was unwell and just laughed when I called to explain what happened...) :)
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Date: 2008-12-05 05:21 pm (UTC)2.) More than I need to.
3.) I got to a point when I worked at walmart where I didn't bather making up excuses. They'd say, "you're late!" and I'd say, "Oh well!" I hated it there and it was almost impossible to get fired, so I didn't care.
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Date: 2008-12-05 07:18 pm (UTC)2. Approximately every three minutes.
3. My car was so frozen it wouldn't start. After trying for about a half hour it finally did, but not until I after I called my boss and said "um, I am totally going to be late because my car is literally frozen." She understood.
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Date: 2008-12-05 08:39 pm (UTC)2) rarely, only when I am getting chapped lips or already have
3) I hit a moose
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Date: 2008-12-05 10:40 pm (UTC)2. Every once in a while, if I've got particulary dry lips.
3. There was traffic, so we got off the highway at the downtown exit, ran into about three one-way streets, went down one the wrong way, ended up taking a street that we thought would put us back on the highway, but instead took us over the Mississippi River and into Illinois. Once in IL, we had to go about 4 miles before there was an exit where we could turn around. Once we did, we had to go back over the river the other direction and got caught in stop-and-go traffic the whole way back.
I was, surprisingly, only about an hour late for work. The kicker is, I only live 10 minutes away from my workplace.
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Date: 2008-12-06 12:06 am (UTC)2. All through the day and every single night. I'm kind of addicted.
3. I think I probably win. One time I got hit by a flying screen door. It flew off the back of a truck and slapped against my windshield. Fortunately I wasn't hurt, but I did have to stop and do all the "accident" paperwork, resulting in lateness for work. When I told my boss I'd been hit by a flying screen door on the interstate, I'm *pretty* sure she didn't believe me.
I was also late once because my cat brought a live bird into the house and my mom and I had to catch it before it tore up the house (and my cat. It was a gigantic, very angry blackbird bent on destruction.)
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Date: 2008-12-06 05:47 am (UTC)2. at least 20 times a day in the winter
3. I lost my eye! (was when I dropped my prosthetic eye down into the heater vent - yeah, it was fun explaining THAT one to the boss!)
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Date: 2008-12-06 06:07 am (UTC)2) Once a day when I get in the car to go to work. that's where I keep it...
3) I locked myself out of the house.
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Date: 2008-12-06 07:34 pm (UTC)2 - Lip balm. Um. I've heard of that... *sigh*
3 - I could have used "my dog ate my underpants", because he did, but I didn't. I usually didn't bother with an excuse.