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Date: 2007-06-06 04:30 pm (UTC)2. Khakis, dark blue polo, brown shoes.
3. So this penguin goes for a drive. His car breaks down, but luckily in front of the walrus' repair shop, so he goes in and asks the walrus to take a look. The walrus says it'll take a while, so the penguin goes for a little stroll and spies an ice cream store. Having wanted to try ice cream for a while, he orders a vanilla ice cream cone. Of course, being a penguin with no hands, per se, he fumbles it in his wingtips and ends up getting it all over his face as he walks back over to the walrus' shop. The walrus looks up and says "Hey, looks like you blew a seal!" The penguin laughs self-consciously and says "No, I was just eating an ice cream cone!"
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Date: 2007-06-06 04:34 pm (UTC)2. Purple shirt, brown pants, brown sandals
3. You & Bark told all my stupid jokes last night!
Apropos of almost that, the exchange of the night from RW's Monday evening rehearsal:
Him: Have you seen [
Me: Yesss! It's like.... WHOA and OMG HELLO [
Your new & improved cleavage efforts have NOT gone unnoticed! :-D
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Date: 2007-06-07 03:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-06 04:37 pm (UTC)2. Khaki pants, a brown camisole, a sage green shirt, and brown shoes.
3. Two peanuts were walking through the woods. One was assaulted. (Better when told than when read, I'll admit.)
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Date: 2007-06-06 04:44 pm (UTC)2. Right now? I'm still in PJs, so a big sweater and silk PJ pants, but in about 30 minutes I'll be in jeans and a t-shirt for going to the ranch and play with the horses.
3. Man goes to see him doctor and says "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!" Doctor says, "You're two tense." (cymbal crash)
I SUCK at jokes. Really.
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Date: 2007-06-06 05:06 pm (UTC)B. Blue, Red, Black and White plaid button down, white t-shirt, blue jeans, black Doc Martins, and a black belt.
III. What do you call a Fly with out wings? A WALK!
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Date: 2007-06-06 05:15 pm (UTC)2. Still in my PJs... pants and tanktop in a solid teal color, the top has a bit of lace around the cleavage.
3. What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo!
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Date: 2007-06-06 06:10 pm (UTC)2. A t-shirt and capri pants. And I'm cold. The AC in this building works way too well.
3. Three male explores were caught by a native tribe and tied up. The chief said to the first one, "death or booga booga?" The explorer said, "booga booga", so all the men of the tribe proceeded to have sex with him. The second one, the chief said, "death or booga booga", and the explorer said, "booga booga", and all the men of the village proceeded to have sex with him. The third one, the chief said "death or booga booga" And the explorer went into a rant "you will not do that to me, that is disgusting, I choose death!" The chief said, "very well. Death by booga booga."
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Date: 2007-06-06 07:05 pm (UTC)2) Mad Hatter locket, v-neck top with some vintage design, blue jeans, white socks, black sneakers.
3) I can't think of one right now. *headdesk*
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Date: 2007-06-06 10:33 pm (UTC)2. Still in my pjs. Led Zeppelin pj pants and an AFI tshirt.
3. I can think of one, but it's kind of offensive and I don't want to offend anyone.
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Date: 2007-06-07 03:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-06 10:38 pm (UTC)2) a pink and orange polka dotted skirt, a black tshirt with 'keep it real: silicon free" on it
3) what's brown and sticky? a stick :D
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Date: 2007-06-07 12:58 am (UTC)2. Blue tank top and jeans. No work today!
3. A blonde dyed her hair black, and thought she looked so great she decided to go for a drive in the country to celebrate. After a bit, she was driving by a sheep ranch and stopped to look at the sheep which she liked very much. She went over the the rancher and said, "If I can tell you how many are in this field right now, will you let me have one?" The rancher said, "If you can count that fast, sure!" The blonde said: "524." The rancher, amazed, told her to take her pick, for that was the exact count. After a few minutes, the blonde came back with her animal. The rancher said, "If I can tell you what color your hair was before you dyed it, could I have my dog back?"
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Date: 2007-06-07 03:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-07 02:41 am (UTC)A pink t-shirt and khakis.
You already know the onle joke I tell, darlin', and I'm not about to come up with a new one.
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Date: 2007-07-18 09:19 am (UTC)1. Auburn when I was young, then turned to a bleh brownish, now salt & nutmeg. Yeah, I'm back to coloring it.
2. An almost ready for the trash black tee shirt & black drawstring pants.
3. Farmer Brown had an over-sexed rooster. One day Farmer Brown finds all of his chickens dead around a the grinning rooster. He shakes his head & said "Rooster, one of these days you're gonna fuck yourself to death".
The next day he comes out to find all his goats are dead. The rooster is feeling great. The farmer shakes his head & said "Rooster, one of these days you're gonna fuck yourself to death".
The next day Farmer Brown walks out to find all his sheep are dead. And sitting mighty proud in the middle is the rooster. The farmer shakes his head & said "Rooster, one of these days you're gonna fuck yourself to death".
The very next day Farmer brown walks out looking for the rooster, who is nowhere to be found. As he starts to walk to the cow pasture he sees a bunch of vultures circling overhead. Once he gets to there he finds that all of his cows are dead. And there lying in the field, feet in the air, crosses on his eyes, is the rooster. Farmer Brown sadly shakes his head & with a heavy sigh, said "Rooster, I warned you. I told you that one of these days you were gonna fuck yourself to death. And you did".
The rooster opens one eye & said "Shhh, they're about to land".