By the Gods! I'm far behind on these. Er... time to play catch up. Mwuahahahaha!
1. Auburn when I was young, then turned to a bleh brownish, now salt & nutmeg. Yeah, I'm back to coloring it.
2. An almost ready for the trash black tee shirt & black drawstring pants.
3. Farmer Brown had an over-sexed rooster. One day Farmer Brown finds all of his chickens dead around a the grinning rooster. He shakes his head & said "Rooster, one of these days you're gonna fuck yourself to death".
The next day he comes out to find all his goats are dead. The rooster is feeling great. The farmer shakes his head & said "Rooster, one of these days you're gonna fuck yourself to death".
The next day Farmer Brown walks out to find all his sheep are dead. And sitting mighty proud in the middle is the rooster. The farmer shakes his head & said "Rooster, one of these days you're gonna fuck yourself to death".
The very next day Farmer brown walks out looking for the rooster, who is nowhere to be found. As he starts to walk to the cow pasture he sees a bunch of vultures circling overhead. Once he gets to there he finds that all of his cows are dead. And there lying in the field, feet in the air, crosses on his eyes, is the rooster. Farmer Brown sadly shakes his head & with a heavy sigh, said "Rooster, I warned you. I told you that one of these days you were gonna fuck yourself to death. And you did".
The rooster opens one eye & said "Shhh, they're about to land".
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Date: 2007-07-18 09:19 am (UTC)1. Auburn when I was young, then turned to a bleh brownish, now salt & nutmeg. Yeah, I'm back to coloring it.
2. An almost ready for the trash black tee shirt & black drawstring pants.
3. Farmer Brown had an over-sexed rooster. One day Farmer Brown finds all of his chickens dead around a the grinning rooster. He shakes his head & said "Rooster, one of these days you're gonna fuck yourself to death".
The next day he comes out to find all his goats are dead. The rooster is feeling great. The farmer shakes his head & said "Rooster, one of these days you're gonna fuck yourself to death".
The next day Farmer Brown walks out to find all his sheep are dead. And sitting mighty proud in the middle is the rooster. The farmer shakes his head & said "Rooster, one of these days you're gonna fuck yourself to death".
The very next day Farmer brown walks out looking for the rooster, who is nowhere to be found. As he starts to walk to the cow pasture he sees a bunch of vultures circling overhead. Once he gets to there he finds that all of his cows are dead. And there lying in the field, feet in the air, crosses on his eyes, is the rooster. Farmer Brown sadly shakes his head & with a heavy sigh, said "Rooster, I warned you. I told you that one of these days you were gonna fuck yourself to death. And you did".
The rooster opens one eye & said "Shhh, they're about to land".