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I totally overslept this morning!

I don't know what it is, but I ache all over, even my hands.

1. Tell me a joke?

2. What is one unique name you would consider naming your child?

3. What is one name you really can't stand and why?

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1. So there is this really evil dude. He pulls out his prisoner and tells him, "Listen up. I'm going to ask you one question. Answer it wrong and you die. Answer it right, and you go home." The prisoner looks nervous, but agrees to this. So the evil dude calls out eight gorgeous naked women and puts them into a line. The first faces forward. The second, back. Third, forward. Fourth, back. Fifth, forward. And the sixth, seventh, and eighth each face back. Evil dude looks at his prisoner. "Name that song," he says. Prisoner takes one look at these beautiful naked women and laughs. "That's easy," he crows. "It's the William Tell Overture." Evil dude gasps. "Wha... how... huh! How could you know that?" Prisoner smirks. "Titty rump titty rump titty rump rump rump."

2. I'm not into crazy names. My favorite name is Fiona.

3. Sabine. My best friend has prejudiced me. She calls it the "Evil S Word."