Tell you all my secrets

1. Still working on a good, concise answer. Since no one really pays any attention after a few minutes of the laundry list, i usually stick with "I orchestrate theatrical productions: like a conductor if the strings were lights, sound, scenery, costumes, and props; the woodwinds were director, designers, and administration; and the percussion were actors." Then twenty to thirty more minutes of conversation to clarify.

2. Always the sunday, and daily whenever i'm on vacation.

3. No, it makes me sick.