Sleepy Thursday
May. 5th, 2005 08:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ghost_lightGoing in to work early to get some things ready for the tour before heading off to my annual poke and prod and then, hopefully, to enjoy some day off.
And now, just for you -
1) What instrument did/do you play?
2) Do you believe in astrology?
3) What is your favorite joke?
And now, just for you -
1) What instrument did/do you play?
2) Do you believe in astrology?
3) What is your favorite joke?
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Date: 2005-05-05 04:46 pm (UTC)2) Not really, but it does certainly seem to make some very on-target observations.
3) What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? Nothing, except the grape is purple.
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Date: 2005-05-05 04:48 pm (UTC)I don't know if I believe in astrology or not. I think there are some things in astrology that can be uncanny (personality traits, etc.) but that's as far as that goes with me.
Hmm favorite joke. Does the saddest joke count? Like Dubya being elected and then re-elected?
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Date: 2005-05-05 04:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-05 05:03 pm (UTC)Astrology is a weird thing for me - Its really a case by case basis. My immediate family are all Aries and I gotta say, they are all pretty stubborn. That is also sort of a family trait, but then again, except for me and my nephew, ALL of my family are Aries.
On a side note, my boyfriend is a Taurus - is that a bad combo with a Scorpio? His b-day is May 4 so he turned 27 yesterday.
My favorite joke(s) are the elephant puns - you prolly don't want to hear them again, so I won't subject you.
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Date: 2005-05-05 05:07 pm (UTC)2) No.
3) Don't have a particular favorite 'joke', per se; my appreciation of humor tends to be more along the lines of humorous novels (e.g., Good Omens or Sewer, Gas, and Electric) or excellent standup comedy (e.g., Eddie Izzard).
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Date: 2005-05-05 05:11 pm (UTC)2.) Not particularly, But I think it's fun.
3.) Q: Why did Colonel Sanders go to Paducah after he caught the chicken who crossed the road?
A: He wanted to get it Kentucky Fried.
I came up with that joke all by myself when I was in 1st or 2nd grade. It's not that great, but it is my only joke.
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Date: 2005-05-05 05:17 pm (UTC)2) Only when its in my favor
3) How many men does it take to Open a beer?
None: your bitch should have it open by the time she
brings it to you
no subject
Date: 2005-05-05 06:29 pm (UTC)2. Nope.
3. Q:What would you be if you had a ten inch dick growing out of your forehead?
A: Blind. The balls would hang in your eyes.
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Date: 2005-05-05 06:52 pm (UTC)2) Not particularly.
3) Er... I don't really remember jokes, much.
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Date: 2005-05-06 12:13 am (UTC)2. not really, but it's fun to mess with
3. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
Good luck with you poking and prodding.
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Date: 2005-05-06 01:54 am (UTC)2. Meh, Kinda.
3. Blonde, Redhead and Brunette jokes, and observational humor.
Since you asked
Date: 2005-05-06 07:53 am (UTC)2) No, I really don't, but I read horoscopes and I try to see myself in them.
3) my favorite joke is 20 minutes long, and if you want to hear it you have to ask me to tell you it. Instead I give you this one: A mann is at a restauraunt and he says to the waiter "Waiter, Try my soup". The Waiter says "Why, what's wrong with it?". The man replies "Try my soup.". The waiter goes "Is it to hot, too cold?" The man says "Try my soup!". The waiter asks "Is there a fly in it?". The man says "TRY MY SOUP!". "Okay, okay the waiter says, where's your spoon?". A-ha.......Aaa-Haaa.
Get it?
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Date: 2005-05-06 01:32 pm (UTC)2. Yes, but I'm happily married to someone who isn't supposed to be compatible with me?
3. These two cannibals are eating a clown and one looks over at the other between bites and says "Does this taste funny to you?"