Saturday Confessional

This is another confession that will shock precisely no one:

I am stranger than all my friends.

Since he has moved from Mountain View to Downtown, Rodney has been walking every night. Lonelydumptruck often goes with him. Stephanie goes on occasion and I joined once so far.

All three of them have phone apps which announce how far they have walked and at what speed. The apps also map the path walked.

Me?

I have an app that lets you pick the kind of outbreak, then calculates how many zombies are in your path and alerts you if you are spotted.

Saturday Confessional

This is another confession that will shock precisely no one:

I am stranger than all my friends.

Since he has moved from Mountain View to Downtown, Rodney has been walking every night. Lonelydumptruck often goes with him. Stephanie goes on occasion and I joined once so far.

All three of them have phone apps which announce how far they have walked and at what speed. The apps also map the path walked.

Me?

I have an app that lets you pick the kind of outbreak, then calculates how many zombies are in your path and alerts you if you are spotted.