(no subject)

1. What do you put on your burger?

2. What is the funniest thing you have seen or heard lately?

3. Where were you 20 years ago today?

(no subject)

1. What do you put on your burger?

2. What is the funniest thing you have seen or heard lately?

3. Where were you 20 years ago today?

I Think I'm Going to Regret This

Today I just....happened....to mention that I'd be quite capable of directing "A Christmas Story."

Have you ever actually heard the sound of your words being carved in stone the moment they leave your lips?

Tequila. STAT.

I Think I'm Going to Regret This

Today I just....happened....to mention that I'd be quite capable of directing "A Christmas Story."

Have you ever actually heard the sound of your words being carved in stone the moment they leave your lips?

Tequila. STAT.