Some how, none of these surprise me.

April Fool
benvolioonspeed	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
brendanwishes	glues your cat to your bedroom ceiling.
dusty668	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
dykewife	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
expatriate	TPs your elderly relatives.
kornopolous	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
poisondartfrog	sells your house on Ebay.
terlan	eggs your car.
vmperella	smiles. All the time.
who_is_sylvia	buys you a Russian Bride.
Prank Me

God, I hate you guys.

Except you, dusty668 you may go in peace.

Some how, none of these surprise me.

April Fool
benvolioonspeed	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
brendanwishes	glues your cat to your bedroom ceiling.
dusty668	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
dykewife	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
expatriate	TPs your elderly relatives.
kornopolous	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
poisondartfrog	sells your house on Ebay.
terlan	eggs your car.
vmperella	smiles. All the time.
who_is_sylvia	buys you a Russian Bride.
Prank Me

God, I hate you guys.

Except you, dusty668 you may go in peace.