Adventures in Cleaning

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Ghost_Light:  LonelyDumptruck....a dust buffalo just tried to make first contact...

LonelyDumptruck:  What?

Ghost_Light:  A dust buffalo just rolled up to my shoe and wiggled.

LonelyDumptruck:  Promise it anything, keep your sidearm handy and, when it's not looking, beat it with a phone book.
 

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[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

Phone book? It's usually the Family Bible.