Adventures in Cleaning

[ghost_light]

Ghost_Light:  LonelyDumptruck....a dust buffalo just tried to make first contact...

LonelyDumptruck:  What?

Ghost_Light:  A dust buffalo just rolled up to my shoe and wiggled.

LonelyDumptruck:  Promise it anything, keep your sidearm handy and, when it's not looking, beat it with a phone book.
 

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Comments

[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

Phone book? It's usually the Family Bible.

[grlleastlikely.livejournal.com]

phone books don't weight enough anymore. shoes work better.

[orygun-forest.livejournal.com]

I've had a dust WHALE under my bed, but I've never seen a dust buffalo. Are they rare? Got any pics?

ROTFLMAO! :D

[ghost-light.livejournal.com]

No pictures, but I'm sure I can send you a specimen!

[orygun-forest.livejournal.com]

You are too kind, my dear, but I think I will pass this time around.

Maybe the next BIG cleaning, eh? : D

[impetusofadream.livejournal.com]

*snerk* A dust buffalo??? There's a whole herd under my bed. and worst of all they're BREEDING!!!!