1. If you mean someone I went to school with, then it was Monday evening, when two former classmates and still current friends, dropped by to look at my crabapple tree. If you mean teachers...I saw my 10th grade English teacher at the grocery store a few weeks ago. He never recognizes me. Coincidentally, I've been thinking about high school a lot lately because my 25th reunion is next month.
2. Nooooooot quite.
3. The only one I can reliably remember sort of needs a knowledge of Latin.
1. Hmm. Hmmmmmm ... oh. May 2. =) A friend (from high school)'s wedding.
2. Don't I wish!
3. This one used to crack me and and my brother & cousins up.
It's the first day of school for this kid named Buttiches. The mom takes him to school, escorts him to his room and left.
The teacher asks, "What is your name?" Buttiches replies, "Buttiches". The teacher asks again, "No seriously, what is your name?" Buttiches replies yet again, "Buttiches." The teacher is infuriated. She asks for the last time, "Ok. If you don't tell me your name, I will send you to the principal's office." He replied also for the last time, "Buttiches.". So his teacher sent him to the principal's office.
The principal asks him when he gets there, "So kid, what is your name, and why are you here?" Buttiches replies, "Buttiches." The principal asks again, "No Really...what is your name?" Buttiches replies again, "No really...my name is Buttiches." The principal is mad. He says, "Fine...if you don't give me your real name, then you will be suspended for 12 days." Buttiches finally replies, "My name is Buttiches!!" So he gets sent home.
When he is walking home, he gets hit by a car. Everyone is there...police, his mom, and the ambulance. So his mother says, "Oh my poor Buttiches!" One of the police officers replies, "Well scratch it, lady!"
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2. Nooooooot quite.
3. The only one I can reliably remember sort of needs a knowledge of Latin.
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2. Don't I wish!
3. This one used to crack me and and my brother & cousins up.
It's the first day of school for this kid named Buttiches. The mom takes him to school, escorts him to his room and left.
The teacher asks, "What is your name?" Buttiches replies, "Buttiches". The teacher asks again, "No seriously, what is your name?" Buttiches replies yet again, "Buttiches." The teacher is infuriated. She asks for the last time, "Ok. If you don't tell me your name, I will send you to the principal's office." He replied also for the last time, "Buttiches.". So his teacher sent him to the principal's office.
The principal asks him when he gets there, "So kid, what is your name, and why are you here?" Buttiches replies, "Buttiches." The principal asks again, "No Really...what is your name?" Buttiches replies again, "No really...my name is Buttiches." The principal is mad. He says, "Fine...if you don't give me your real name, then you will be suspended for 12 days." Buttiches finally replies, "My name is Buttiches!!" So he gets sent home.
When he is walking home, he gets hit by a car. Everyone is there...police, his mom, and the ambulance. So his mother says, "Oh my poor Buttiches!" One of the police officers replies, "Well scratch it, lady!"
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2. sure. Just like its "4:20" somewhere on the globe.
3. Knock knock
Who's there?
Phillp Glass
Phillip Glass who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phillip Glass
Phillip Glass who?
Knock knock....
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2) Preach it.
3) A ballerina walks into a barre....
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2. Almost.
3. My life these days? :)
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2. Nearly there.
3. Don't have a joke...
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2. No, its only monday for me.
3. no comment.
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2. YES! Friday afternoon, 5pm :D
3. How about I just point an arrow at myself?