1. Tonight I am going to Wine Club with my girlfriends. Tomorrow I'm going to the first Red Sox game of the season for me and my season ticket package (I get 10 games a year). Tomorrow night we have a surprise 40th and 50th birthday party so I'll have to rush home from the game to make that. And Sunday - no plans!

2. Ummm, too many to count / keep track of.

3. I think they can be handy. I also reference them often when I say, "I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a spork than do [insert something I don't want to do here]"