1. Um... I can cut my fringe better than my hairdresser.

2. I'll be leaving for work.

3. Never. Unless it's for a concert; I don't mind the non-religious functions. And one can't avoid the weddings and the funerals. But I've stopped going to young relatives' confirmations. I attend the after-party but I can't stand the religious ceremony that follows a very dubious year-long brainwash crash course in religious dogma.