1. I had a Cabbage Patch Kid named Troy Antone, and when I grew out of it, I passed it on to a younger cousin, who decided to name it Waylon. Too cute.

2. One year I was a victim of police brutality. I dressed up like a hippie with torn clothes, fake blood, and taser wounds.

3. Hubby Hubby, B&J's tribute to Vermont legalizing gay marriage. ^__^