1. I've never played one. However, when I was in high school, the best joke ever was played on the choir teacher: students moved all of the furniture out of her classroom and rearranged it elsewhere, just as it was in her classroom, and left only a Mission: Impossible-style tape telling her it was her mission to find her classroom. And when she did, that's where she conducted classes for the day.

2. Not counting the internal moves within the agency, fifteen and a half years ago.

3. Lunch.