1. I don't play pranks. But I did hang a sign at my desk here at work that says, "Lori's not here today. She's decided to pretend she's in Hawaii and will return on April 2nd." Too bad I didn't think of this before I left the house. I could have worn a Hawaiian shirt today.

2. The webcomic misdirections. I'd already taken my nighttime meds when I tried reading Questionable Content. It utterly confused me as to what the hell was happening.

3. In bed.