Thank you to
felisdemens for saving my night tonight.
I was driving home from downtown, making a right turn from the right hand lane at a very sane speed, when this guy blows past me laying on his horn like he's got some sort of personal grudge against me for kissing his girlfriend.
As
lonelydumptruck put his classical training to use defending my honor by bellowing "FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU!" out the car window, all I could think about was
GO BITCH and I could not stop smiling.