OK, we'll take care of this right now. I'm a horrible person who is not worthy of the friendship of someone as wonderful as you.This is evident in the fact that I did not remember the hour and minute that I last hugged you. But, now that I have been hugged *since* I last hugged you, it's a moot point anyway. So, I love you babe, and I did not forget your hug, I just forgot when it happened.

Did that show enough of the ol' Catholic guilt? If it didn't, it's all my fault...