My name is the Lorax. I speak for the trees

[ghost_light]

and the trees say "Fuck you, ghost_light."


A Christmas Story 2006 is ghost_light vs, the trees.

As noted before, December 8, 2006 has seen ghost_light trip over one tree (much to the hilarity of the school crowd and take a full-body slam from another evergreen. Tonight we add a tree deciding to divide mid-scene=change, leaving ghost_light holding the top portion as the base goes careening across stage. Of course, while ghost_light is giving chase, the lights come up.

Gooood night, everybody